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clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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"How amazing it is to find someone who wants to hear about all the things that go on in your head."

Nina LaCour, Hold Still  (via tastemeimwasted)

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linrenzo:

One of my favorite paintings I made

linrenzo:

One of my favorite paintings I made

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surrealism:

Mad Tristan by Salvador Dalí, c. 1939. Oil on canvas.

surrealism:

Mad Tristan by Salvador Dalí, c. 1939. Oil on canvas.

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16chakras:

Liane Abrieu is a Canadian artist from Quebec.

16chakras:

Liane Abrieu is a Canadian artist from Quebec.

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iamyourleaderbitch:

foop:

Accurate portrayal of white people

Lmaoo love gta

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collegehumor:

THIS SUMMER’S GONNA BE ALL ABOUT SURF, SAND, AND SHAKY PLOT STRUCTURE.

Finish reading More Accurate Titles for This Summer’s Movies

lutsanguisargilla:

istartedoutonburgundy:

Aretha Franklin

Personal Deity. Aretha pulled me through some very dark days with her words and lifted me up with her voice.I had the box set “Queen of Soul” when I was 14. And I would take my boom box into the bathroom, lock the door and sing every song with her, effectively drowning out the pain and misery of the terribly abusive childhood I was in.

lutsanguisargilla:

istartedoutonburgundy:

Aretha Franklin

Personal Deity.

Aretha pulled me through some very dark days with her words and lifted me up with her voice.
I had the box set “Queen of Soul” when I was 14.
And I would take my boom box into the bathroom, lock the door and sing every song with her, effectively drowning out the pain and misery of the terribly abusive childhood I was in.

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guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

guy:

dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u

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h-ound:

I wish I remembered more from this show

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temporary-frame-of-mind:

The stationWhere I told youI love you

temporary-frame-of-mind:

The station
Where I told you
I love you

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