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in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

I swear, I am going to reblog this the entire time I see it.

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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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getoffmybloghoe:

keep your drugs safe by putting them in a gyro bowl 

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rocketumbl:

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

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captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Speechless

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Speechless

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misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

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yougreaserfuck:

there is now a tinder knock off that instead of matching you with sleazy weird dudes it matches you with dogs looking for a new home
www.barkbuddy.com

go nuts tumblr

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a 90’s kid? don’t you mean sad adult?

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Behind the Medic: "Dr. Cranquis, the electronic prescribing system is down until further notice..."

confessions-of-a-redhead:

cranquis:

gonfal:

cranquis:

mediiolab:

cranquis:

My nurses just looked at me funny when I started flipping the workstation lightswitch on and off while making glottal techno-beat noises.

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The Cheat is grounded!!!!

Probably the best Strong Bad email ever:

FYI, in case you decide to “go crack open that glow stick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew,” he’s not going to need a stomach pumping. (Yeah, I know, lame…)

According to Poison Control, treatment of ingestion of dibutyl phthalate(the glowy stuff in glow sticks) is just:

  • Wipe out the mouth with a clean washcloth
  • Drink a glass of water

Personally, I would add an additional recommendation:

  • Be sure to poop with the lights off for the next couple days, and see if you get a fun toilet bowl light show!

CRANQUIS, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA INJEST A LIGHTSTICK JUST TO SEE THEIR POOP GLOW?

Excuse me, I have to go check my freezer

ATTENTION INTERNET: PLEASE DO NOT DRINK GLOW STICK JUICE IN ORDER TO MAKE YOUR POOPS GLOW.

Any prior insinuations by this blog that “drinking glow stick juice is a good idea” were made purely… in jest.

That is my FAVOURITE STRONGBAD EMAIL!

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not-alex-turner:

Ready for school to start.

not-alex-turner:

Ready for school to start.

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