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stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via basicbitchgatsby)

huffingtonpost:

MEET JIBO, THE WORLD’S FIRST FAMILY ROBOT

Jibo, which stands just under a foot tall, can see, hear, speak, learn, help and relate, according to its website. It can take pictures, track faces, recognize where sound is coming from and — ideally — help organize and simplify your life.

Learn more about Jibo here.

(via basicbitchgatsby)

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

(via tbh-im-not-candor)

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coluring:

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sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

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i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(Source: chimichangass, via dutchster)

ashfirin:

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

POINTS TO ONE
MY OLD URL WAS DICTATORALFRED
THERE I AM
IM HERE

(via basicbitchgatsby)

"

Have you ever noticed how wanting
burns you up
from the inside out?

Like one moment I am whole,

but then I hear
your voice on the phone

and I swear to god
three blocks away from here
they can smell smoke.

"

 Trista Mateer, "little matchstick girl" (via namelessin314)

(Source: tristamateer, via basicbitchgatsby)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via manda)

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

anything-is-pawsible:

detectivesmaug:

mojosodope178:

i see your wolf dog fetched a treebranch

i see your godfather fetched a broomstick. 

Two kinds of people

(Source: nvne, via godshideouscreation)

heteroh:

deadcyberbitch:

I HATE HORMONES 

really? i liked her i felt she had an important part in harry potter

(via joshpecksmom)

lullabysounds:

it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

(via wonderfullhallucinations)

"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."

4:26am
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)

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