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balanc3andcomposure:

things that make you feel powerful

  • matching lace underwear
  • heels (and the clicking noise they make when you walk and you know you lookin hot)
  • red lipstick
  • perfect coal black eyeliner
  • curled hair
  • freshly done nails
  • cute new clothes

(via politicallyincorrectwalrus)

cokeflow:

"what’s your blog about?"

image

(Source: fingerblaster113, via politicallyincorrectwalrus)

misseccentrical:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

BLUE FUCKEN SKADOO’D SO FUCK YEA WE CAN TOO!

misseccentrical:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

theonewiththeknees:

wolf-brat:

OH MY GOD I FOUND A FUCKING CLUE

FUCKING HELL YEAH BITCH IT’S CLUE HUNTING TIME

TIME TO PULL OUT THAT MOTHERFUCKIN NOTEBOOK HELL YES

BLUE FUCKEN SKADOO’D SO FUCK YEA WE CAN TOO!

(Source: squidward--testicles, via politicallyincorrectwalrus)

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

Credit Unknown

(via politicallyincorrectwalrus)

thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

thatfunnyblog:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

(Source: fabuleusetoujours, via ada-lovecraft)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via dutchster)

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(Source: zuzukamukamu, via manda)

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pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

pizzaight:

shutsman:

WHAT SPORT IS THIS?

my sport

(via megustamemes)

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by
you’ve been struck by
a smooth criminal

tupacabra:

you’ve been hit by

you’ve been struck by

a smooth criminal

(Source: miloserdie, via ada-lovecraft)