My nurses just looked at me funny when I started flipping the workstation lightswitch on and off while making glottal techno-beat noises.
The Cheat is grounded!!!!
Probably the best Strong Bad email ever:
FYI, in case you decide to “go crack open that glow stick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew,” he’s not going to need a stomach pumping. (Yeah, I know, lame…)
According to Poison Control, treatment of ingestion of dibutyl phthalate(the glowy stuff in glow sticks) is just:
- Wipe out the mouth with a clean washcloth
- Drink a glass of water
Personally, I would add an additional recommendation:
- Be sure to poop with the lights off for the next couple days, and see if you get a fun toilet bowl light show!
CRANQUIS, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA INJEST A LIGHTSTICK JUST TO SEE THEIR POOP GLOW?
Excuse me, I have to go check my freezer
ATTENTION INTERNET: PLEASE DO NOT DRINK GLOW STICK JUICE IN ORDER TO MAKE YOUR POOPS GLOW.
Any prior insinuations by this blog that “drinking glow stick juice is a good idea” were made purely… in jest.
That is my FAVOURITE STRONGBAD EMAIL!