touyababy: soujizz: omg i just realized theyre called pancakes because theyre like cakes but you cook them wait for it in a pAN weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
brandnewswastikas: Here’s a good drinking game. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
plagueonthehouseofmontague: You should not be allowed to rate a Netflix movie until you have watched at least half of it. It pisses me off when folks say “I turned it off after five minutes” and give it a one. Really? You never even gave it a shot. If you were watching My Fair Lady, the credits would still be going and you would have missed a splendid film!
milesjai: guardians-of-sunshine: Can we just Take a moment To appreciate Professor Utonium I REMEMBER
audinolol: popcorn-colonel: fuckinglaughter: Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this. MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT IT’S TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT OMFG
richwhitelesbian: “it’s not a bug deal dude”. you made a typo. you go to correct yourself but it’s too late, he’s here. a tiny bug wearing a tiny suit holding a tiny pen waiting for you to sign a tiny signature after you read the tiny fine print
Me in class
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
boy: i will love u as long as all of my neopets r alive
girl: but neopets dnt die
boy: i kno
Sir and Lady Knight are titles granted to individuals by the crown and aren’t...– Tamora Pierce Oh Lord … I love that image of Jon. Thank you to the universe for letting me find this website tonight. I needed these random tidbits of information about my favorite books to make me feel better. (via waywardrogue)
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework u feel me