August 2012
touyababy:
soujizz:
omg i just realized
theyre called pancakes
because theyre like cakes
but you cook them
wait for it
in a pAN
weeps deeply because I legitimately didn’t know this
brandnewswastikas:
Here’s a good drinking game.
Drink plenty of water throughout the day to stay hydrated and make sure that you’re at the top of your game.
plagueonthehouseofmontague:
You should not be allowed to rate a Netflix movie until you have watched at least half of it. It pisses me off when folks say “I turned it off after five minutes” and give it a one. Really? You never even gave it a shot. If you were watching My Fair Lady, the credits would still be going and you would have missed a splendid film!
milesjai:
guardians-of-sunshine:
Can we just
Take a moment
To appreciate
Professor Utonium
I REMEMBER
audinolol:
popcorn-colonel:
fuckinglaughter:
Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn’t be able to read this.
MY GOD YOU’RE RIGHT
IT’S TOO EARLY FOR THIS SHIT OMFG
richwhitelesbian:
“it’s not a bug deal dude”. you made a typo. you go to correct yourself but it’s too late, he’s here. a tiny bug wearing a tiny suit holding a tiny pen waiting for you to sign a tiny signature after you read the tiny fine print
Me in class
Me: okay, gotta focus. Big test coming up.
Me: ooooh, when did that poster get there?
Me: ugh, split ends.
Me: why is the back of your head so attractive?!
Me: HOW DID YOU GET THAT ANSWER?
Me: just act like you understand.
Me: don't pick me, don't pick me...
Me: so here's my number, so call me maybe.
Me: DAMN THAT SONG IT'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING.
Me: it's only been fifteen minutes?
Me: I hate you all.
Me: someone shoot me.
boy: i will love u as long as all of my neopets r alive
girl: but neopets dnt die
boy: i kno
“Sir and Lady Knight are titles granted to individuals by the crown and aren’t...”
– Tamora Pierce
Oh Lord … I love that image of Jon.
Thank you to the universe for letting me find this website tonight. I needed these random tidbits of information about my favorite books to make me feel better.
(via waywardrogue)
i wanna get an education but i dont wanna wake up early and do homework u feel me
