what the fuck my penis

ringostarring: ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us well maybe we...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:07:34 -0400

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

180mph: im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:47:44 -0400

180mph:

im not passive-aggressive. im just aggressive. i dont even know what passive means. that doesnt make me stupid. ill fucking kill you

etherati: animalstalkinginallcaps: YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:40:01 -0400

etherati:

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

IDK about Sibley but in my Peterson’s page 236 is all woodpeckers.

You dirty, dirty owl.

suklaaaa: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zi...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:45:54 -0400

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:23:23 -0400

sylvanburningcenter: gcart: My first one, it was too damn cute...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:16:19 -0400

sylvanburningcenter:

gcart:

My first one, it was too damn cute to not do! Sandysaur!

THIS IS THE COOLEST ONE WTF IT EVEN HAS A BACKSTORY AND LIKE HABITS?????

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:46:41 -0400

BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma: What?
BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

fantasticfoursomefans: thedragonbornlives: A Yahoo guide to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:37:37 -0400

fantasticfoursomefans:

thedragonbornlives:

A Yahoo guide to the ways of tumblr

it’s not amatuer porn either

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:36:16 -0400

mywickedway: i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:21 -0400

mywickedway:

i hope the people who grade my essays don’t laugh at me

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:27:45 -0400

guccimanesbartchain: iconic

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:25:53 -0400

guccimanesbartchain:

iconic

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:23:35 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:21:32 -0400

robertoluongo: in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:18:00 -0400

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

beyoncebeytwice: i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:15:37 -0400

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

battybatty: Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:13:24 -0400

battybatty:

Roll me up in a blanket like a burrito and kiss me

foulmouthedgentleman: I swear if Yahoo let’s kids on tumblr and takes the porn I’m gonna cry

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:10:15 -0400

foulmouthedgentleman:

I swear if Yahoo let’s kids on tumblr and takes the porn I’m gonna cry

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:06:58 -0400

foulmouthedgentleman: asilayinthismoment: WTF why do children...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:04:18 -0400

foulmouthedgentleman:

asilayinthismoment:

WTF why do children need to blog anyway?

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